All your other friends couldn't come either, because you don't have any other friends because of how unlikable you are. It says so right here in your personnel file: "Unlikable. Liked by no one. A bitter unlikable loner whose passing shall not be mourned, SHALL NOT BE MOURNED". That's exactly what it says, very formal, very official. It also says you were adopted, so that's funny too.
--An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded--
--Ideas are bulletproof--
--If at first you don't succeed; call it version 1.0--
--All my social skills came from DnD, unfortunately I keep rolling 1's--